Too Much Zelda.....

You Know Youve Played Too Much Zelda When.....

You constantly converse with the neighborhood owls about your strategies on how to defeat the newest evil foes

You throw a nut at someone and are sincerely suprised when they are not stunned

You dress all in blue and try to walk on the bottom of the ocean

You live in a treehouse with a sparkly white dot and a cow

You attempt to tame wild animals with three note ocarina songs

You give someone a pretty blue stone and claim them as your spouse

You get on your horse, equip your bow and ride off into the night to go ghost hunting

You shift around the tombstones in your local graveyard looking for the ghost of the seven year dead gravekeeper so you can challange him to a race

When you're low on cash you simply pay a visit to your nearest pottery store

You plant a seed, come back seven years later and expect to ride the newly grown plant like a hover craft

You race a frog from point A to point B thinking it will spoil if you don't get it there in time

You walk around attempting to sell people bugs

You catch a firefly in a bottle and expect it to bring you back to life when you die

You walk into a feminidt group meeting and announce that you are here to save the carpenters

You talk to rocks

Someone screams for you to kill a spider and you pull out a slingshot

You walk into a room with a lot of boxes and move them around looking for the hidden crawl space

You don't go near mountains because you fear the rock people will come down and try to give you hugs

You see a knee-high rock rolling down the hill and try to bomb it for information

You try to convince people you have a chicken in your pocket

You turn down all the date invitations you get because you don't want to threaten your engagement to the princess of the water people

You get an ocarina as a gift and stare at it like it's a monster every time you learn a new song

When your friends are done talking to you they dissapear in a puff of smoke

You try to turn night into day with a three note ocarina song

You suffer 3rd degree burns from trying to walk through fire while dressed all in red

You request to be put in the custody of a tree when your mother dies

You try to make fire with a shiney rock Madonna gave you

You stand on an island and shoot arrows at the sun expecting them to catch on fire and aid you in your quest

You walk around telling people you were just eaten by a fish

You play a cow a song and scold it when it does not give you free milk in return

You don't go out into the woods because you have no desire to become a skeleton spirit

You constantly try to engage people in ocarina duets

You carry around a magnifying glass and are now convinced that half the things you're seeing arn't really there

You glue feathers to a pair of boots and walk off a cliff expecting to float

You spray paint a pair of gloves gold and try to lift things ten times your own weight

You glue a mirror to a piece of cardboard and walk around trying to drain people's energy

You erect a scarecrow everywhere you go

You try smashing large boulders with a hammer

You try to kill something twice your size with a stick

You pick up a chicken and try to fly

You walk with your head to the ground so you can avoid the monster shadows

You shine a flashlight at the sun trying to make it happy

You play songs to tadepoles trying to help them grow bigger

You don't do anything until the "action icon" tells you to

You compile a list of things titled "You Know You've Played Too Much Zelda When"

You have actually done any of the things on this list